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Just realized almost all the foremothers had fertility issues
Fertility issues are actually kind of common throughout the Tanakh, like the story of there being an infertile woman who somehow speaks to G-d or an angel and afterward gets a baby
I think this means that G-d is a fertility goddess which makes sense cause a lot of fertility goddesses from the Mesopotamia area have a major part in creation
#god#fertility goddess#Torah#tanakh#jumblr#I realized this#while watching#Starman#cause the woman is infertile#then the starman alien guy#gives her a baby#and is like#he’ll grow up to be a teacher#and I was thinking#that sounds like something from the Torah#like Sarah being nice to the angels and getting pregnant#or Chana being told she’ll have Schmuel and he’ll go back to god and live in the temple#anyway tho#god is a fertility goddess#official headcanon
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The guy ever!!!! I love him!!! (This design is by @son1c!)
#sth#sonic the hedgehog#he is SO silly#i love not sonic his outfit is#like clearly made for status and not personality#he is in a royal meeting of some kind#bored out of his mind#and i was thinking#people think hes intimidating because he always looks upset#but its cause hes bored and uncomy#i LOVE putting sonic in situations#go boy go! do political trading!!!#and burn things <3
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it only took me 14 :D years to realise that barbie is named after her aunt millicent, or at least shares her middle name. it's such a cute detail
#i was watching litd and she called herself by her government name#and i was thinking#where have i heard the name millicent before#idk why it didn't click until just now#barbie cinematic universe#bcu
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To stabilish setting we use exposition
To stabilish plot we use foreshadowing
To stabilis character we use characterization
#just thoughts#storytelling#you know#those three (character plot and setting) are the three primary elements of storytelling#and i was thinking#how characterization is basically exposition but for characters?#and this came out#for later#worldbuilding#plot#character
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Hello there !! I wish you a very happy birthday 💞 try to ignore your familly, they don't deserve to ruin another birthday of your life. I just wanted to say that your blog helps me & i'm sure it helps lots of people too <3
I'm trying my best to ignore them, I've shut down all my email accounts, everyone is blocked on my phone, and I'm not using any other social media today, they don't use tumblr. I hope they won't find another loophole.
Thank you so much for a nice message, and I'm really happy to know that my blog helps!! I'll try to remember this, for every time someone tries to discourage me from writing it :)
#someone recently was like#'how about you get off social media for your own good'#and i was thinking#that had to be the weakest attempt of cancellation#just talk me into not writing lol#birthday message#kind message
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Like once a week I'll realize I'm asexual again
#this time it happened while reading a fic with a sex repulsed asexual#and i was thinking#'it shouldn't be that weird his asexuality to these other characters asexual or not we can all agree sex is objectively gross'#then 'oh. i may be asexual'#asexuality#greysexual#aceflux
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this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.
#i literally think about it every time i go to a spicy site#oh god is this gonna be my legacy#plz i make gifs and stuff i have much cooler posts than this#1k#10k
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love it when my friends say "you would do numbers on Tumblr" buddy I am on Tumblr. and the number is 3
#shout out my mutuals who like my textposts even the bad ones#and shoutout my friends for thinking I'm funny. i think
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I swear to god one of these days were going to see a video of Amaury Guichon and he's going to be making some wings and they are going to look dope as hell, the detail of each feather will be breathtaking, he'll spray paint them to perfection, but as the video goes on, he's not building any sort of winged creature, just the wings. And then there's a human-sized harness (also made of chocolate, somehow, he can do it). And he's attaching the wings to the harness. And he's putting the harness on and he demonstrates how he can flap the wings. And then he'll be off. Out the window and up and up and up. And we'll be looking at the livestream (it's a livestream now) and we'll scream "No, Amaury, the sun! It's going to melt the wings!". But he knows this already. And he is free.
#i was thinking 'damn that man is going to build a tower of Babel made of chocolate some day. his hubris is out of control'#and then i got mad at myself when i realized i had gone for the tower of babel instead of Icarus when it fits much better#he's too powerful guys#amaury guichon#chocolate guy#mogologue#60k
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filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^
#THIS TOOK ME FOREVER RAAHHHH#i had help from my mom with stuff like the parts of the traje de mestiza which is the outfit shes wearing#this trend looks so much fun and i wanted to join in.. im first gen canadian though so ive never been to the philippines and only#know thru stories of my parents growing up. im proud of my heritage but there are some things i didnt grow up with that#make me feel disconnected from my culture. so it was nice to talk to my mom abt it and ask for her help with this :3#the pleated tapis is meant to resemble her skirt.. i had no way of adding her stockings but i noticed the piano key design#so i used that for the saya. the bandana is meant to resemble her hairties and shes wearing bakya wooden slippers with embroidery#i kinda wanted to add the panuelo to resemble her tie as a finishing touch but i forgor ;w; just imagine it i guess#my mom really likes this. shes a little confused abt the blue hair and i had to explain her hair is like that but she thinks shes pretty#originally i wanted her holding the woven pamaypay and fanning herself because ITS HOT ITS 25 FUCKING DEGREES TODAY#but i couldnt get the pose right so i settled for this. i wanna draw her and brazilian miku high fiving ill do that tmrw#my art#myart#hatsune miku#miku worldwide#philippines#vocaloid#miku
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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this
#and by 'everyone' i mean me. im just hoping other people relate lmao#someone asks me about a thing i like and im just like h..................#been thinking about The Character for a solid 6 months+ and let me tell you. expldoeing soon#this is about ffxv btw . how am i supposed to say how much it lives in my brain . i cant think#text#1k#5k#10k#15k#20k#great googly moogly#30k#40k#50k#60k#boooy what da heeel#70k#80k#90k#will this be my first ever post to hit 100k... it remains to be seen#good lord. we did it#100k
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the queen of the disco or whatever
#gravity falls#stanley pines#stan pines#scary-oke#zombie#zombie stan#idk if that's a tag whatever#anyway i was on the fence on posting this bc i think i might hate it but i put a good deal of time into it so you get it anyway SHUT UP!!!!!#k bye#disappearing back into my cave#mods art#mods draws#my art
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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me
#found this beautiful gem in my drafts and couldnt let her go to waste#frog rambles#idk whay this is about. or if its anything. but i think its funny
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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.
Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real
There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations
Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that
The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.
There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)
The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.
Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.
Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.
#the date is mostly wishful thinking but I am fairly confident about the bullet points#10k#20k#50k#100k
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